Praise Allah and socialism.
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,071st
The Peoples Muslim Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Socialist States of Ludistan

Population608 million

CapitalNew Palermo


The Peoples Muslim Empire of Socialist States of Ludistan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 608 million Ludistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Palermo. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ludist economy, worth 69.9 trillion Euroweirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,040 Euroweirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, euthanasia is illegal, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ludist Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist States of Ludistan's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Socialist States of Ludistan is ranked 192,516th in the world and 291st in First World Order for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,305thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,317thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,347thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,677thLargest Black Market: 13,868thMost Secular: 16,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,609th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the region

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