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The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.316 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 809 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 187,556 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Stromia.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Federation of Mynox.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lucanorum.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Jebatga.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Kaiju fan addict of Othenhiem.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Sacro Imperio of United Communes of Chile.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Greater Icelandia.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Asparagusia.
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Scardino".
- : Socialist Soviet Armenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Military Death Penalty Ban".
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