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Endorsements Are Always Given Back... Agastya Nadadhur
Most Secular: 2,259thLowest Crime Rates: 2,318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855th
The Socialist Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Economy
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Socialist Soviet Armenia

Population4.316 billion

CapitalGyumri
LeaderAgastya Nadadhur

CurrencyArmenian Ark Silver Dram
AnimalHammerhead Shark

The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.316 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 809 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 187,556 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 23,484th in the world and 343rd in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,899.81 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 2,259thLowest Crime Rates: 2,318thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855thMost Armed: 3,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,255thMost Influential: 3,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,865thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,777thLargest Governments: 4,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,335thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,397thMost Developed: 5,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,172ndMost Cultured: 7,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,410thHighest Average Incomes: 8,019thLargest Mining Sector: 8,246thSmartest Citizens: 8,531stHealthiest Citizens: 9,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,087thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,861stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,627thMost Income Equality: 19,447thMost Authoritarian: 19,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,041stHighest Economic Output: 23,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,484thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,598th
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Most Armed: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 122nd in the region

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