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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 994thMost Influential: 1,183rd
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.65 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.65 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 434 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,472 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 190,870th in the world and 7,556th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.88 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 994thMost Influential: 1,183rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,772ndMost Armed: 4,905thBest Weather: 7,898thMost Devout: 9,688thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,801stHealthiest Citizens: 12,705thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,036thLargest Black Market: 15,177thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,439thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,797thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,639th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 236th in the regionMost Devout: 291st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 369th in the regionLargest Black Market: 370th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 374th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 472nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 509th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 529th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 581st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 586th in the regionMost Cultured: 587th in the regionLargest Populations: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 639th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 688th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 751st in the regionMost Inclusive: 803rd in the region

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