The Greatest Empire Known To Mankind Czar William XV
Most Patriotic: 680thMost Secular: 1,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,222nd
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Socialist Gelderland

Population3.436 billion

LeaderCzar William XV


The People's Empire of Socialist Gelderland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Czar William XV with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.436 billion Gelderlanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novamagus. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gelderlands economy, worth 662 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,931 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, war criminals are given full state funerals, and Czar William XV can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Gelderland's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Socialist Gelderland is ranked 3,865th in the world and 6th in Callista for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,243.64 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 680thMost Secular: 1,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,222ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,389thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,531stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,082ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,215thMost Authoritarian: 5,880thLargest Governments: 5,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,918thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,034thMost Developed: 8,101stHighest Average Incomes: 8,168thMost Influential: 8,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,213thMost Conservative: 10,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,984thHealthiest Citizens: 12,654thLargest Black Market: 12,772ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,146thSmartest Citizens: 14,566thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,862ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,810thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,499th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Sorianora, The Dream of Kirby, Baloo Kingdom, Yes Humans Are Recyclable, Blitzton, and Yazakhastan.