Socialist Democratic Republic Romania
Population | 13.411 billion |
Capital | Bucharest |
Leader | Constantin Rotaru |
Faith | Official State Cult of Personality |
Currency | Leu |
Animal | Lynx |
The Workers Democracy of Socialist Democratic Republic Romania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Constantin Rotaru with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.411 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,081 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, many friends and relatives of Constantin Rotaru have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Lynxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Democratic Republic Romania's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Official State Cult of Personality.
Socialist Democratic Republic Romania is ranked 91,111th in the world and 47th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Stationary, with 497.54654268112 days.
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- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.
- : Socialist Democratic Republic Romania lodged a message on the Commonwealth of Liberty Regional Message Board.