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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,347thMost Secular: 2,566thMost Influential: 4,505th
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Socialist Balkon

Population571 million



The People's Republic of Socialist Balkon is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 571 million Balkonis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscoss. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Balkic economy, worth 61.0 trillion Rupelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,761 Rupelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the government funds large training centres to turn Wolves into functioning members of society, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Balkon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Balkon is ranked 66,013th in the world and 430th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,347thMost Secular: 2,566thTop
Most Influential: 4,505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,409thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,996thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,279thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,369thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,884thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,747thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,093rdHighest Food Quality: 16,123rdSmartest Citizens: 17,035thNicest Citizens: 17,239thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,635thMost Cultured: 19,809thHealthiest Citizens: 20,507thSafest: 20,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,006thLargest Governments: 23,470thLowest Crime Rates: 23,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,470thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,593rdMost Pacifist: 25,919th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Balkon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, the government funds large training centres to turn Wolves into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Socialist Balkon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkon, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Wice, Rouvenor, Council of America, Rohvenn, Karelianastan, Luwendr, Arpol, Kethania, St Lyaos, Bruzzundunga, Pro Bey, Krestyana, Parangaba, Paulistania, Solova, Arbados Balarascia, Raresun, Norrbotten, Foxsoco, The Aquaria, HollowCrown, Hirmuvaltaa, Eleanors Isle, Sorovin, Curseword, Terrapinne, Phallas, Maogeji, Whatevernext, Timofeyland, Caspo, LolModia, Novao, Cannitopia, Zuopai, Sheathimony, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, The Ellsworth Mountains, Lorthanien, Union of Stalin, Melanesia and Micronesia, Yutopia, Bryophia, Gwerq, Phoenixunionsoviet, Gusloko, Unified Communist Councils, Zonghuacaibu, Greater Gilbertberg, Illeron, and 102 others.Imperial Divia And Tribintave, Grossenmeer, Konzhov, Doultrenia, Heitoria, Kominis, Erez, Gwenova, United Of Communist, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, Borealian Communes, Dolarik, The Achterhoek, Greater Hongshan, Anargya, Far Ordiandendii, Proletariana, Nova Imperialis, Green Briar, New Soviet States of America, South Merwervader Islands, Gillscalia, North Fluedan, Soviet Canuckia, Yakutskaya, Chalredonia, Reptile brain, The Reunification of Korea, Saint Shepard, Berlin Commune, The Skrogs, Debordan, Dimitrija, Norelea, Pogging Through The Pain, Saorta, Soviet Felines, Lukulongo, Grebanistan, Espartaquismo, Replenopia, Passany, Hispania Lusitana, The palace of God 2, Kitchen Nation, Tianyou, Katroiastan, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Azad Hindustan, Floreznia, -Gregoria, Maxuus, Tewi, Free Stastev, Socionation, Anarhic Morrowind, The Democratic Republic of Britain, Boyarkinskaya, Albatraoz, Anti-Cheeseheads, Picuros, Transbiansylvania, Tastiana, Soviet Socialist Anglia, People freedom China, Kaldu, New Modriudor, Pagasa, United States of Stalinia, TWITM, Mutlistan, Friule, Otryae, Crognia, Arzekt, Autohorne, Min Iri, CommuneChina, Ganjallia, VTML, Vanasteria, Glorious Sophvan, Carrico, Zynch, The Transmanian Islands, Firaxos, Huelistan, SFRYugosalvia, Luftetia, Socialist Heronia, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Larger Green Plants, Free Workers Confederacy, Halsoni, 4D Donkeys, Name Redacted, Ma pi kulupu, United Yarlandia, The First Dawn, Charusci, Liknovia, and Vulga.