By The People For The People
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,082ndMost Influential: 2,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,594th
The Federation of
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Socialist Balkans

Population1.431 billion

CapitalNew Pella
LeaderCharis Mortescu


The Federation of Socialist Balkans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charis Mortescu with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.431 billion Socialist Balkansians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pella. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Balkansian economy, worth 192 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,338 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Socialist Balkansian language, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Balkans's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Balkans is ranked 124,378th in the world and 713th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 773.38 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,082ndTop
Most Influential: 2,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,594thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,197thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,798thMost Pacifist: 4,167thSafest: 4,408thMost Inclusive: 4,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,739thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,862ndNicest Citizens: 5,011thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,891stHealthiest Citizens: 6,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,124thMost Developed: 6,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,258thMost Secular: 7,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,251stSmartest Citizens: 8,343rdBest Weather: 8,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,206thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,599thLargest Governments: 9,668thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,717thLowest Crime Rates: 9,814thTop
Most Cultured: 10,851stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,381stHighest Average Incomes: 17,449thMost Efficient Economies: 17,879thMost Income Equality: 18,557th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionMost Income Equality: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the region

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