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Socialist Balkans

Population2.847 billion

CapitalNew Pella
LeaderCharis Mortescu


The Federation of Socialist Balkans is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Charis Mortescu with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.847 billion Socialist Balkansians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pella. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Balkansian economy, worth 457 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,676 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Socialist Balkans has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, refugees from other nations are flocking to Socialist Balkans's border, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialist Balkans's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Balkans is ranked 16,842nd in the world and 32nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 994thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,952ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,612thMost Secular: 2,768thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,996thMost Pacifist: 2,999thNicest Citizens: 3,147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,466thMost Developed: 3,848thSafest: 3,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,909thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,359thHealthiest Citizens: 4,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,855thSmartest Citizens: 4,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,608thLargest Governments: 5,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,900thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,960thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,012thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,358thBest Weather: 6,700thLowest Crime Rates: 7,259thMost Efficient Economies: 7,732ndMost Cultured: 7,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,144thHighest Average Incomes: 11,953rdTop
Nudest: 15,012thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,344thHighest Drug Use: 16,842nd
Highest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the region

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