The Libertarian Republic of Social Democrats is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bernstein with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.381 billion Social Democrats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Social Democratsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 266,735 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Social Democrats's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Social Democrats is ranked 2,737^th in the world and 62^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 224 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.