Population | 3.642 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of So do i is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.642 billion So do ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient So do ian economy, worth 446 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,610 Ricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, edutainment video games are taking So do i's students to the next level, and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. So do i's national animal is the Rick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
So do i is ranked 76,702nd in the world and 56th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.77649469612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in So do i, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, edutainment video games are taking So do i's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, 'Ricknado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, typing Rick Astley's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in So do i, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.