I never wanna know a day that's over 40 degrees Snow Miser
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,495thLargest Mining Sector: 9,703rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,130th
The Mr White Christmas of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population5.06 billion

CapitalSnow Misers Ice Castle
LeaderSnow Miser
FaithWhite Christmas

CurrencyMiser Buck
AnimalPolar Bear

The Mr White Christmas of SnowMiser is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Snow Miser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.06 billion Misers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snow Misers Ice Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The very strong Miserian economy, worth 314 trillion Miser Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 62,134 Miser Bucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,674 per year while the poor average 16,267, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

No one knows how to tie a reef knot, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SnowMiser's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is White Christmas.

SnowMiser is ranked 109,351st in the world and 32nd in Lardyland for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,264.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,495thLargest Mining Sector: 9,703rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,130thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,173rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the region

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