Population | 43.485 billion |
Capital | Albumblatt |
Leader | Bill Braskey the Wise |
Currency | titleist |
Animal | Kurori Kyattsu |
The Two Moves of Snotknocker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bill Braskey the Wise with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.485 billion Snotknockerians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albumblatt. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Snotknockerian economy, worth an astonishing 12,979 trillion titleists a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,472 titleists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,423,277 per year while the poor average 8,117, a ratio of 298 to 1.
Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Snotknocker's national animal is the Kurori Kyattsu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Snotknocker is ranked 195,527th in the world and 4,654th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 53.16050764392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Snotknocker's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Snotknocker's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Snotknocker's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Snotknocker's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Snotknocker was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Snotknocker was refounded in Osiris.
- : Snotknocker ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Following new legislation in Snotknocker, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
- : Snotknocker was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville, killing 221 million zombies.
- : Snotknocker was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federation of Ixyca, killing 45 million zombies.