All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge God-Emperor Snudgskooge
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 76thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 214th
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Population10.147 billion

CapitalSnudgskooge's palace
LeaderGod-Emperor Snudgskooge

AnimalHorned Mukaboo

The Holy Empire of Snoodum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God-Emperor Snudgskooge with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.147 billion Snoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snudgskooge's palace. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Snoodian economy, worth a remarkable 4,246 trillion Flebs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 418,543 Flebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Snoodians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, and the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoodum's national animal is the Horned Mukaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snoodism.

Snoodum is ranked 203,974th in the world and 7,376th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 76thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thLargest Black Market: 257thMost Advanced Public Education: 279thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 454thMost Corrupt Governments: 484thHighest Average Incomes: 608thLowest Crime Rates: 620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 720thLargest Governments: 748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,141stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,155thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,479thBest Weather: 2,043rdTop
Most Influential: 2,126thHighest Economic Output: 2,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,483rdSmartest Citizens: 2,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,068thHealthiest Citizens: 3,447thMost Efficient Economies: 4,462ndNudest: 5,181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,494thMost Cultured: 6,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,111thMost Secular: 9,495thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,697thMost Developed: 12,222nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionNudest: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 223rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 377th in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Secular: 502nd in the regionMost Developed: 710th in the region

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