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Fight until the end
Most Cheerful Citizens: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 60thBest Weather: 64th
The Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Smugglers and Mercs

Population31.809 billion

CapitalSmugglers and Mercs City
Leaderapemax
Faitha major religion

Currencypound
Animaldragon

The Alliance of Smugglers and Mercs is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by apemax with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.809 billion Smugglers and Mercsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smugglers and Mercs City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Smugglers and Mercsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,018 trillion pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,214 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smugglers and Mercsians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smugglers and Mercs's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Smugglers and Mercs is ranked 258,604th in the world and 1,530th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -62.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 60thBest Weather: 64thMost Developed: 65thLongest Average Lifespans: 76thNicest Citizens: 114thHighest Food Quality: 140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 163rdMost Inclusive: 186thMost Beautiful Environments: 207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 221stMost Pacifist: 239thLeast Corrupt Governments: 294thMost Cultured: 336thSafest: 398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 688thLowest Crime Rates: 696thLargest Welfare Programs: 712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,021stSmartest Citizens: 1,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,426thMost Efficient Economies: 1,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,648thHighest Economic Output: 1,835thLargest Governments: 2,416thLargest Populations: 2,548thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,159thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,310thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,269thHighest Average Incomes: 8,566thMost Secular: 8,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,422ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,919thMost Patriotic: 18,834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,660th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Income Equality: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, Smugglers and Mercsians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, Apemax has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Smugglers and Mercsian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Smugglers and Mercs, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned dragonball fields.

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