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Pay or Die Smokey
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,628thMost Influential: 3,223rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,942nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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SmokeyStack

Population3.355 billion

LeaderSmokey

CurrencyStacks
AnimalStackian

The Republic of SmokeyStack is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Smokey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.355 billion SmokeyStackians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SmokeyStackian economy, worth 398 trillion Stacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 118,682 Stacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the SmokeyStackian Space Agency, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmokeyStack's national animal is the Stackian, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SmokeyStack is ranked 23,976th in the world and 756th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 902.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,628thTop
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Most Influential: 3,223rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,942ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,546thLowest Crime Rates: 9,898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,055thLargest Governments: 12,476thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,442ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,006thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,985thMost Authoritarian: 19,379thSafest: 19,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,140thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,594thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,647thMost Developed: 21,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,421stMost Advanced Public Education: 22,561stMost Patriotic: 24,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 25,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,059thHighest Average Incomes: 26,740th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 256th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 268th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 285th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 299th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 349th in the regionMost Influential: 377th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 430th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 430th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 483rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 536th in the regionMost Patriotic: 548th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 622nd in the regionMost Developed: 626th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 627th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 640th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 647th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 664th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 721st in the regionSafest: 725th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 756th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 794th in the regionBest Weather: 851st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 883rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 933rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,042nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,060th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,081st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the SmokeyStackian Space Agency.
  • : SmokeyStack was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : SmokeyStack was endorsed by The Republic of Antwerpen1.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, vacationing SmokeyStackians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in SmokeyStack, Smokey is famed for giving great back rubs.

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