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Click to learn. Click to obey. Click to fire. Leader
Most Patriotic: 175thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246th
The Most Serene Holy Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Smart Cookie Bookies

Population10.127 billion

CapitalIndex Librorum Academia City

Currencygift card
Animalwaifu

The Most Serene Holy Queendom of Smart Cookie Bookies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.127 billion Smart Cookies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Index Librorum Academia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smart Cookie Bookiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,459 trillion gift cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 440,335 gift cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', bad punctuation has come to a full stop, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smart Cookie Bookies's national animal is the waifu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smart Cookie Bookies is ranked 143,228th in the world and 2,699th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 189.83326739552 days.

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Most Patriotic: 175thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377thHighest Poor Incomes: 445thMost Corrupt Governments: 463rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 484thMost Armed: 636thLargest Governments: 652ndHighest Average Incomes: 763rdMost Secular: 766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,270thMost Developed: 1,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,413thSmartest Citizens: 1,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,814thHealthiest Citizens: 2,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,346thLargest Mining Sector: 2,502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,797thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,838thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,062ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,068thLargest Black Market: 3,258thHighest Economic Output: 3,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,648thMost Authoritarian: 11,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,785thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,783rdMost Conservative: 29,297th
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 202nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 220th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 380th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 409th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 425th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionMost Extreme: 667th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 768th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Smart Cookie Bookies, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Smart Cookie Bookies, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Smart Cookie Bookies's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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