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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,310th
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Small Calibre Automatics

Population1.545 billion

CapitalFortress City Zero

CurrencySpent Casing
AnimalWeaponized Ferret

The Armed Republic of Small Calibre Automatics is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.545 billion Small Calibre Automaticsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress City Zero. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Small Calibre Automaticsian economy, worth 113 trillion Spent Casings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,178 Spent Casings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Weaponized Ferrets and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Small Calibre Automatics's national animal is the Weaponized Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Small Calibre Automatics is ranked 205,956th in the world and 12th in Free Thought for Most Primitive, scoring -122.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,002ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,310thMost Authoritarian: 22,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,307th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Weaponized Ferrets and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Small Calibre Automatics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, Leader is the self-declared God of all Small Calibre Automatics.
  • : Small Calibre Automatics was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Small Calibre Automatics was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Calibre Automatics, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

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