The Antics of Small Ame is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Small Ame with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.193 billion Small Ameans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ame's House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The all-consuming Small Amean economy, worth 535 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,513 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,453 per year while the poor average 6,635, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.

Small Amean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Small Ame's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Small Ame is ranked 192,535^th in the world and 2,279^th in Ambition for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,131.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.