Strength Through Endurance
Most Influential: 6,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,833rd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.808 billion

LeaderAngus Niege

CurrencySlowetian Dollar
AnimalPolar Bear

The Commonwealth of Slowetia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Angus Niege with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.808 billion Slowetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slowetian economy, worth 536 trillion Slowetian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,346 Slowetian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, tourists call Slowetian beach towns "the fine coastline", cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slowetia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slowetia is ranked 217,752nd in the world and 331st in Wintreath for Highest Drug Use, scoring 26.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 6,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,833rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,388thMost Secular: 21,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,959thSafest: 22,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,527thSmartest Citizens: 25,891st
Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the region

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