The Unicorn Utopia of Sliabh Grianas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bándearg Caldar Aon-adharcach with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.186 billion Sliabh Grianasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cineal Uasál. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sliabh Grianasian economy, worth 417 trillion mifftybodles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,707 mifftybodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sliabh Grianas's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sliabh Grianas is ranked 68,709^th in the world and 1^st in Jigoku Tengoku for Most Extreme, scoring 27.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.