The Confederation of Slavs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.327 billion Slavs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,367 hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavs's national animal is the eagle.

Slavs is ranked 303,375^th in the world and 39^th in Lennart for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.