The Empire of Slavorussia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Mikhail III with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.942 billion Slavorussians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavorussian economy, worth a remarkable 7,102 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 296,670 Imperial Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime is totally unknown. Slavorussia's national animal is the Girzzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Slavorussia is ranked 238,067^th in the world and 1,256^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 2.23 Obesity Rate.