The Empire of Slavorussia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Mikhail III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 21.488 billion Slavorussians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavorussian economy, worth a remarkable 6,552 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 304,923 Imperial Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown. Slavorussia's national animal is the Girzzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Slavorussia is ranked 62,940^th in the world and 470^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,604.06 Standard Monetary Units.