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King of all king
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,949thFattest Citizens: 6,958th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Slavakania186

Population522 million

CapitalTsargrad

Currencylube
Animalbear

The Empire of Slavakania186 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 522 million Slavakaniaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavakania186ian economy, worth 71.6 trillion lubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,229 lubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 596,147 per year while the poor average 20,026, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, Slavakania186's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavakania186's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slavakania186 is ranked 6,958th in the world and 1st in Rome Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 19.63 Obesity Rate.

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5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,949thFattest Citizens: 6,958thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,323rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,654thMost Avoided: 8,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,449thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 12,939thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,375thMost Efficient Economies: 14,000thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,121stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,131stHighest Average Incomes: 17,453rdMost Cultured: 21,864thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,398th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, Slavakania186's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, edutainment video games are taking Slavakania186's students to the next level.

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