Stop your dreaming and work for a living! Poppy iPod II
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,883rdMost Secular: 4,041stMost Influential: 4,318th
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Population2.576 billion

LeaderPoppy iPod II
FaithPoppy iPodism

Animalemu lmao

The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Poppy iPod II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.576 billion Slakchtreenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landbourg. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Slakchtreenian economy, worth 204 trillion SlakDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,482 SlakDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Harry Potter books are banned, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakchtreen's national animal is the emu lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poppy iPodism.

Slakchtreen is ranked 251,388th in the world and 1,686th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,883rdMost Secular: 4,041stMost Influential: 4,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,432ndMost Patriotic: 4,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,263rdMost Conservative: 7,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,764thMost Authoritarian: 11,466thLargest Black Market: 11,629thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,589thBest Weather: 14,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,299thLargest Governments: 17,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,382nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionMost Patriotic: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Secular: 134th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionMost Stationary: 161st in the region

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