The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Poppy iPod II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.576 billion Slakchtreenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landbourg. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Slakchtreenian economy, worth 204 trillion SlakDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,482 SlakDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Harry Potter books are banned, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakchtreen's national animal is the emu lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poppy iPodism.

Slakchtreen is ranked 251,388^th in the world and 1,686^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.