Population | 7.257 billion |
Capital | Junction City |
Leader | Overboss Liam Navarro |
Currency | krona |
Animal | phoenix |
The Free Commonwealth of Sky Reavers is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Overboss Liam Navarro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.257 billion Sky Reavers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Junction City. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Sky Reaver economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,697 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sky Reavers's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sky Reavers is ranked 45,352nd in the world and 3rd in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Stationary, with 968.11824845948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, hospitals in Sky Reavers are too busy serving the needs of The United Islands of the Atlantic to see Sky Reavers.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in Sky Reavers, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.