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Most Primitive: 471st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,295th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,980th
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Skull Utopia

Population710 million



The Colony of Skull Utopia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 710 million Skullutopus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SkullTownBaby. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Skullutopian economy, worth 53.2 trillion SUS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,985 SUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, children are expected to carve their own toys, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skull Utopia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Skull Utopia is ranked 11,836th in the world and 455th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,396.14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Primitive: 471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,295thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,980thMost Influential: 2,526thMost Devout: 2,745thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,696thTop
Best Weather: 11,259thMost Cultured: 11,476thLargest Mining Sector: 11,836thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,987thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,626thHealthiest Citizens: 16,296th
Most Primitive: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 104th in the regionMost Devout: 112th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 455th in the regionMost Cultured: 564th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 591st in the regionBest Weather: 627th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 808th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 817th in the regionMost Influential: 825th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 860th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Skull Utopia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Skull Utopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Skull Utopia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Siwale, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Mzeusia, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, Bayern-Straubing, Selfgradatude, New Bremerton, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Sundred, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, The United States of Romania, Wilkshire, Shadowrik, Universal State Formula, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Snoodum, Sanjurika, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, United Draconia, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Former English Colony, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Sakaryata, Papika, Dyrenell, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, and 79 others.Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Diodone, Gladio II, Napnomadia, New Pruessen, Sheldanada, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Yarecir, United North American, Ka Ching, Omnistria, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, The Windmilluminati, Black Templares, Ostrolia, Lunallian, Empy, Dreadton, Xentherida, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Amauri, Yukti, Amerian States, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, General COE, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Buckerino, The Black Cathedral, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Piptaimerfulopia, Elevation, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Suicidistan, Renzic, 1 very fast endotarter, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Torakuen, Yummy Blubber, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Racoda, IsiMUd, Saturns Edge, Peldorn, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, VarDrade, Trillius, Norvayopia, Aerilia, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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