The Military Confederation of SkolofynsK is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Scafary with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.679 billion SkolofyisH have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PoldacK. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SkolofyisH economy, worth 478 trillion Leis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,528 Leis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SkolofynsK's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

SkolofynsK is ranked 323,019^th in the world and 37^th in Arctica for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.19 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.