Population | 40.696 billion |
Capital | Sheffield |
Leader | Jon Fairbanks |
Currency | Simoleon |
Animal | Cardinal |
The People's Republic of SkillCrossbones is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jon Fairbanks with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 40.696 billion SkillCrossbonesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheffield. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient SkillCrossbonesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,526 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 234,095 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SkillCrossbones's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SkillCrossbones is ranked 736th in the world and 5th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 180.49 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SkillCrossbones succeeded Halo region as Governor of Halo.
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : SkillCrossbones was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : SkillCrossbones was endorsed by The People's Republic of Infervia.
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : SkillCrossbones was endorsed by The Council Republic of Ushydu.
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : SkillCrossbones's influence in The Leftist Assembly fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » Marxist Land of Peoples, Kawany, United States of the Serbian Republics, Rorlenland, Midterra, Soviet Trailer Park, Hoshikuni, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Larger Green Plants, Sincadenas, Newer Zealand, Themsylvanii, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Xanidema, The Peoples Republic of Lamadia, Kero Kero Bonito, Huazhi, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Infervia, and Ancron.