The Loving Couple of Sk8er-Girl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Owlbert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.862 billion Sk8er-Girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravesfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sk8er-Girlian economy, worth 497 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 102,288 snails, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Sk8er-Girlian cathedrals, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sk8er-Girl's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

Sk8er-Girl is ranked 85,492^nd in the world and 4^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 17.94 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.