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Strength Through Unity
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,315th
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Siti Onahil

Population1.213 billion

CapitalShai Ning
LeaderChief Magistrate
FaithNone

Currencylira
Animalcobra

The Democratic Republic of Siti Onahil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Magistrate with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.213 billion Siti Onahilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shai Ning. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Siti Onahilian economy, worth 106 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,190 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBSO Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siti Onahil's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Siti Onahil is ranked 24,712th in the world and 433rd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 54.53 quips per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,315thMost Influential: 5,974thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,700thNicest Citizens: 7,096thMost Pacifist: 8,622ndMost Inclusive: 8,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,187thSafest: 10,115thHighest Food Quality: 12,586thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,916thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,290thLowest Crime Rates: 14,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,643rdBest Weather: 15,887thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,268thMost Secular: 17,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,861stHealthiest Citizens: 19,951stMost Cultured: 20,455thLargest Governments: 22,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,677thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,842ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,694thSmartest Citizens: 24,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,104th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionNicest Citizens: 145th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBSO Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Siti Onahil, the nation's smallest cobraball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.

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