The Confederacy of Sismite is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 479 million Sismiteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suipe. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sismitean economy, worth 48.5 trillion ses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,241 ses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, untold millions of ses are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and the tightness of border controls in Sismite leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sismite's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sismite is ranked 36,453^rd in the world and 1,067^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 bananas ingested per day.