The United Union of Sisdonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King gisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.004 billion Sisdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sesdera. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sisdonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Dedlins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 262,141 Dedlins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, and guns don't kill people — heroes do. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sisdonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truism.

Sisdonia is ranked 7,968^th in the world and 5^th in Lone Wolves United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.6 law-abiding acts per hour.