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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 368thMost Subsidized Industry: 496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,109th
The United Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sisdonia

Population9.104 billion

CapitalSesdera
LeaderKing gisa
FaithTruism

CurrencyDedlins
AnimalWolf

The United Union of Sisdonia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King gisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.104 billion Sisdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sesdera. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sisdonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,933 trillion Dedlins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,376 Dedlins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Sisdonian can expect a strongly worded letter, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Sisdonia flights to avoid the pay lavatories, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sisdonia's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Truism.

Sisdonia is ranked 251,599th in the world and 271st in Lone Wolves United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 368thMost Subsidized Industry: 496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,109thLargest Black Market: 1,488thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,463rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,904thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,921stLargest Mining Sector: 2,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,988thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,286thMost Avoided: 4,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,131stHighest Average Incomes: 6,322ndNudest: 7,907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,428thLargest Governments: 9,546thHighest Economic Output: 9,932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,252ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,604thMost Influential: 15,562ndMost Patriotic: 17,638thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,864thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 22,528thLowest Crime Rates: 25,767th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sisdonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Sisdonia flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, nations that kill a Sisdonian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Sisdonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Sisdonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Sisdonia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Rasutafia and Quiwali.

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