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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668th Most Influential: 1,010th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,133rd
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Population8.83 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.83 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,982 Shlongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, love is in the air, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 167,205th in the world and 8,636th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -20.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 1,010thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,529thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,770thSafest: 2,971stMost Pacifist: 3,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,899thMost Developed: 3,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,071stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,555thMost Inclusive: 4,684thBest Weather: 4,906thLargest Governments: 5,118thLowest Crime Rates: 5,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,643rdMost Cultured: 6,021stHealthiest Citizens: 6,733rdSmartest Citizens: 6,948thNicest Citizens: 7,325thMost Stationary: 7,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,151stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,973rdHighest Economic Output: 10,390thHighest Average Incomes: 14,295thMost Efficient Economies: 14,773rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 75th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Pacifist: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 215th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 231st in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 267th in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 292nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Influential: 407th in the regionNicest Citizens: 415th in the regionLargest Populations: 439th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 521st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 698th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 754th in the region

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