The Self-Destruct Button of SinLandia666 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrantu$ Maximu$ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.383 billion $inLanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $in$ity. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SinLandia666ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,975 trillion Booms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,051 Booms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, and one complaint of SinLandia666's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SinLandia666's national animal is the Japane$e Hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maximi$m.

SinLandia666 is ranked 13,675^th in the world and 1^st in The Las Vegas Valley Metropolitan Area for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.66 law-abiding acts per hour.