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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th
The Rogue Nation of
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Population34.926 billion

CapitalHard Knocks City
LeaderEvil Overlord


The Rogue Nation of Sinkorswim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Overlord with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.926 billion Sinkorswimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hard Knocks City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sinkorswimian economy, worth an astonishing 16,853 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 482,555 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,065,007 per year while the poor average 72,289, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and Hyena sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sinkorswim's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sinkorswim is ranked 18,502nd in the world and 431st in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring 75.89 on the Rand Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thLargest Insurance Industry: 86thHighest Economic Output: 89thLargest Publishing Industry: 92ndRudest Citizens: 96thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115thFattest Citizens: 139thSmartest Citizens: 154thLargest Populations: 194thLargest Gambling Industry: 210thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 220thHighest Average Incomes: 258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 260thMost Secular: 469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 876thMost Armed: 1,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,181stLargest Mining Sector: 1,191stHighest Crime Rates: 1,258thMost Avoided: 1,543rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,982ndLargest Black Market: 4,931stHighest Drug Use: 5,702ndMost Stationary: 5,747thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,304thMost Influential: 12,765thMost Efficient Economies: 14,178thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,343rdNudest: 17,546th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 291st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 308th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 431st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 441st in the regionMost Politically Free: 474th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sinkorswim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, Hyena sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Sinkorswimian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, the statue in the Butler Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Sinkorswim, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Sinkorswim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.


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