Primum non nocere
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 755thMost Influential: 813th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population3.715 billion

CapitalSinelona City
LeaderPrime Minister Felix Angevin

AnimalMourning Dove

The United Socialist States of Sinelona is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Felix Angevin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.715 billion Sinelonans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinelona City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinelonan economy, worth 574 trillion Opals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,684 Opals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sinelonan weed picker are way up, Prime Minister Felix Angevin's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinelona's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sinelona is ranked 1,573rd in the world and 72nd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,644.65 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 755thMost Influential: 813thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,573rdMost Pacifist: 1,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,662ndSafest: 1,664thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,664thBest Weather: 1,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,859thNicest Citizens: 1,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,511thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,030thHealthiest Citizens: 3,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,118thMost Inclusive: 3,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,537thHighest Food Quality: 3,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,974thMost Developed: 4,203rdLargest Governments: 4,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,395thSmartest Citizens: 5,450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,601stMost Efficient Economies: 5,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,255thMost Cultured: 9,266thMost Income Equality: 12,419thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,232ndMost Secular: 14,918thMost Politically Free: 21,660thHighest Drug Use: 23,674th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionSafest: 86th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Politically Free: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 173rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 228th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 228th in the regionMost Developed: 247th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 368th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 392nd in the regionNudest: 404th in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 614th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 632nd in the regionMost Secular: 704th in the regionMost Extreme: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 991st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,026th in the region

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