The People's Republic of Sinaloan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Dmitry Porpov with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.577 billion Sinaloanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krachev. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sinaloanian economy, worth 57.9 trillion Sians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,691 Sians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sinaloanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinaloan's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State atheism.

Sinaloan is ranked 97,313^th in the world and 633^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,886.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.