Population | 27.451 billion |
Capital | Argynne City |
Leader | Mani Redlyn |
Currency | Sapphyr |
Animal | silver phoenix |
The Bisexual Socialist Haven of Silvazure is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mani Redlyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.451 billion Silvazurens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argynne City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The large but stagnant Silvazurean economy, worth 892 trillion Sapphyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 32,523 Sapphyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, some Silvazurean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown. Silvazure's national animal is the silver phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Silvazure is ranked 138,802nd in the world and 180th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 217.99852020308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Silvazure was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Silvazure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Silvazure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Silvazure's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Silvazure's influence in The Leftist Assembly fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Silvazure's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Silvazure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Silvazure was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Commune of Infidel State, infecting 67 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Silvazure was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombies, and Most Survivors.
- : Silvazure's influence in The Leftist Assembly rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".