The Republic of Sienkahn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Azoireda Veritalia with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.489 billion Skyzx have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teiyrazeklamehnjahrdd. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sienkivate economy, worth 910 trillion currencies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,234 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and populations of two-headed animals have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sienkahn's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sienkahn is ranked 158,464^th in the world and 782^nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 47.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.