The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Roger IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.702 billion Sicilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,943 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, Roger IX has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and foreign musicians that Roger IX dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 217,291^st in the world and 1,084^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.