The Holy Empire of ShyVini is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vincent with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.964 billion ShyVinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechakrautland. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ShyVinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,712 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one ever lasts longer than a week on a life support machine, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, children often kick Dinosaurs for amusement, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShyVini's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gandhi.

ShyVini is ranked 100,687^th in the world and 1,738^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 168.5 cheeks per square mile.