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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 594thMost Influential: 914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,746th
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Shuckle Empire

Population6.477 billion

CapitalXiānzhī City

AnimalGovernment Surveillance Drone

The Violent Theocracy of Shuckle Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Xiānzhī with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.477 billion Oviumists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xiānzhī City. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oviumist economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,044 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shuckle Empire's national animal is the Government Surveillance Drone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shucklism.

Shuckle Empire is ranked 24,354th in the world and 755th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 55.57 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 594thMost Influential: 914thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,746thMost Devout: 1,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,389thTop
Most Armed: 2,830thLargest Black Market: 2,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,841stFattest Citizens: 3,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,199thLowest Crime Rates: 6,406thMost Patriotic: 6,932ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,987thNudest: 7,193rdLargest Governments: 9,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,180thHighest Economic Output: 13,386thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,703rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,506thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,001stLargest Retail Industry: 20,376thMost Authoritarian: 20,566thMost Conservative: 21,269thSmartest Citizens: 24,354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26,359thMost Developed: 26,596th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionNudest: 161st in the regionMost Patriotic: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 259th in the regionLargest Governments: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 294th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 315th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 497th in the regionLargest Populations: 552nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 576th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 588th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 744th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Stationary: 781st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 853rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 888th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,025th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,106th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,187th in the region

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