The Fascist Peoples of ShoemannLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shoemann with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.866 billion ShoemannLandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoelin. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ShoemannLandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,652 trillion Shoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 551,786 Shoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over ShoemannLand, ShoemannLandian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ShoemannLand's national animal is the Sexy women, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ShoemannLand is ranked 813^th in the world and 1^st in Region of Shoemann for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,049.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.