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Zircons are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 186thNicest Citizens: 203rdMost Inclusive: 209th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Shirzcaun

Population6.779 billion

CapitalZirconia
LeaderEvelyna Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyZircon
AnimalLobster

The Precious Gemnation of Shirzcaun is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evelyna Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.779 billion Shirzcaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirconia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Shirzcaunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion Zircons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,394 Zircons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Shirzcaun's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Shirzcaun is ranked 175,555th in the world and 39th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 186thNicest Citizens: 203rdMost Inclusive: 209thMost Pacifist: 262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 403rdHighest Food Quality: 410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 491stMost Rebellious Youth: 524thBest Weather: 560thMost Developed: 562ndLargest Governments: 569thLongest Average Lifespans: 619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 667thMost Beautiful Environments: 669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 724thMost Cheerful Citizens: 726thHealthiest Citizens: 740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 798thHighest Poor Incomes: 800thMost Efficient Economies: 815thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 873rdSafest: 907thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,015thMost Cultured: 1,035thMost Secular: 1,186thSmartest Citizens: 1,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,439thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,924thLowest Crime Rates: 1,984thRudest Citizens: 2,036thHighest Average Incomes: 2,630thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,908thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,051stHighest Economic Output: 10,003rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,608thMost Influential: 25,070thMost Politically Free: 25,879th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Shirzcaun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirzcaun, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.

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