Population | 28.987 billion |
Capital | Morvai |
Leader | Uncle |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Elf |
The Rogue Nation of Shinuva is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Uncle with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The quiet, industrious population of 28.987 billion Shinuvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morvai. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Shinuvan economy, worth a remarkable 4,625 trillion Coins a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,575 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, weather reports simply advise Shinuvans to 'look outside', and claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shinuva's national animal is the Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Shinuva is ranked 20,992nd in the world and 591st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,575.83 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, weather reports simply advise Shinuvans to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, large areas of Shinuva are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Shinuva, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Shinuva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.