Population | 44.399 billion |
Capital | Ovinian Magnus |
Leader | Imperator Ovan XXII |
Faith | Emperor Cult |
Currency | noofnard |
Animal | sheep |
The Grand Overkingdom of Sheeptopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Ovan XXII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.399 billion Sheeptopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ovinian Magnus. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Sheeptopian economy, worth an astonishing 29,889 trillion noofnards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 673,207 noofnards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,305,682 per year while the poor average 6,055, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sheeptopia's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emperor Cult.
Sheeptopia is ranked 4,749th in the world and 6th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 3,311.6645472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Sheeptopia's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Sheeptopia's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Sheeptopia, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.