The Free Land of Shauvania is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 287 million Shauvanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Welfare, with Public Transport, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The Shauvanian economy, worth 6.59 trillion Shauvanian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,966 Shauvanian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Shauvania's national animal is the Shauvanian Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Shauvania is ranked 256,346^th in the world and 10,093^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring zero on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.