The Grey Havens of Shaizan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eldar Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.034 billion Elves enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valinor. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Shaizanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,179 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,970 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shaizan's national animal is the Great Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Shaizan is ranked 255,136^th in the world and 343^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.