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Most Authoritarian: 1,141stMost Extreme: 2,986thMost Conservative: 3,504th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sexy Caveman Chads

Population9.829 billion

Currencyegrger
Animalergerg

The Republic of Sexy Caveman Chads is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.829 billion Sexy Caveman Chadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sexy Caveman Chadsian economy, worth 88.7 trillion egrgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,027 egrgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and builders across Sexy Caveman Chads are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexy Caveman Chads's national animal is the ergerg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sexy Caveman Chads is ranked 117,793rd in the world and 2,631st in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,141stMost Extreme: 2,986thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,504thMost Income Equality: 3,719thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,898thTop
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Most Pacifist: 23,859thMost Stationary: 26,223rd
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Most Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 92nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 93rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 133rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 355th in the regionMost Pacifist: 509th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Caveman Chads, builders across Sexy Caveman Chads are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Caveman Chads, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Caveman Chads, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Caveman Chads, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexy Caveman Chads, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Sexy Caveman Chads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Sexy Caveman Chads was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Sexy Caveman Chads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sexy Caveman Chads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sexy Caveman Chads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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