Population | 11.148 billion |
Capital | Pirate Capital FlagShip Occam's Razor |
Leader | Severus Eragon Kane |
Currency | Gold bar |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Lucky Pirate Captain of Severus Eragon Kane is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Severus Eragon Kane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.148 billion Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Members are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirate Capital FlagShip Occam's Razor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Member economy, worth a remarkable 2,006 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,994 Gold bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,457 per year while the poor average 23,581, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, eminent domain has been abolished, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Occam's Razor Pirate Crew Member military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severus Eragon Kane's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Severus Eragon Kane is ranked 263,312th in the world and 11th in Cajetan for Most Stationary, with 13.52776912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
- : The King of Cajetan of Aeric Targaryen renamed the office held by Severus Eragon Kane from "Legendary Pirate Captain" to "Legendary Pirate Captain | Mentor" in Cajetan.
- : The King of Cajetan of Aeric Targaryen increased Severus Eragon Kane's succession priority in Cajetan.
- : The King of Cajetan of Aeric Targaryen appointed Severus Eragon Kane as Legendary Pirate Captain with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Cajetan.
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Handshaker" to "Envoy".
- : Severus Eragon Kane's influence in Cajetan rose from "Zero" to "Handshaker".
- : Severus Eragon Kane lodged a message on the Cajetan Regional Message Board.