The Greater Kingdom of Severolslavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Ferdinand II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.816 billion Severolslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Severolslavian economy, worth 490 trillion Levs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,705 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Severolslavia's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Severolslavia is ranked 141,624^th in the world and 9^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.72 law-abiding acts per hour.